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06.09.2018, 12:17 Uhr
Im Dschungel sind drei Männer unterwegs....
Was ist der Kannibale nach dem Feuerwehreinatz am liebsten?
Tatütatar. weiter...
06.09.2018, 10:07 Uhr
Eine Familie sitzt Abends in der Wohnung...
Die kleine Jenny sitzt in der Abenddämmerung auf der Parkbank und schnuppert an Blumen. Ein verlauster Penner mit einem Plastiksack kommt des Wegs.
-Na, du süßer Käfer, willst du weiter...
06.09.2018, 10:07 Uhr
Eine Familie sitzt Abends in der Wohnung...
-Wer ist die perverseste Schwuchtel aller Zeiten?
-Elton John? Ricky Martin? Dirk Bach?
-Quatsch, der Weihnachtsmann. Er hält seinen Sack ganz fest, wenn er durch die engen Kamin weiter...
03.09.2018, 07:52 Uhr
Ein Arzt lässt sich seine Garageneinfahrt...
Neulich in der Waldorfschule:
-Malte, du hast aber schlechte Zähne, gehst Du nie zum Zahnarzt?
-Doch, wir gehen regelmäßig ins transdentale Medizinzentrum. weiter...
03.09.2018, 07:50 Uhr
Ein Arzt lässt sich seine Garageneinfahrt...
-Also Ihre Kurzatmigkeit und Herzbeschwerden…, naja, Sie sind einfach stark übergewichtig, gute Frau.
-Aber Herr Doktor! Da hätte ich gern noch eine zweite Meinung, Herr Doktor.
weiter...
02.09.2018, 09:37 Uhr
Warum haben Männer keine Midlife-Crisis?...
-Herr Lehrer, Herr Lehrer...
-Was ist den Fritzchen?
-Ist Schamlippen ein Wort? Oder muss man sie auseinanderziehen? weiter...
02.09.2018, 09:36 Uhr
Warum haben Männer keine Midlife-Crisis?...
-Ich hatte gestern mein erstes Schamhaar im Mund.
-Oha, Freundin geleckt, du Schelm.
-Nein, bei KFC einen Hühnchensalat gegessen. weiter...
02.09.2018, 09:35 Uhr
"In der jugoslawischen Stadt Krsna Mladowitcz...
-Klein Erna, was versteht man unter Metropolen?
-Da gehört unser Nachbar zu.
-Wie bitte?
-Er heißt Jaroslaw Włodarczyk und geht bei die Metro uff Arbeit. weiter...
02.09.2018, 09:34 Uhr
"In der jugoslawischen Stadt Krsna Mladowitcz...
-Graf Bobby, was war die Hauptstadt von Jugoslawien?
-Eh kloa, steht schon im Namen, Wien. weiter...
30.08.2018, 09:24 Uhr
Zwei Blondinen gehen in der Feldmark spazieren...
Kommt eine Blondine in ein Dekofachgeschäft in Kempten und bewundert Holzschweine.
-Was sind denn das?
-Diese Schweine wurden von einem Künstler unserer Stadt aus einem ganzen Ho weiter...
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