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25.05.2013, 14:49 Uhr
Wachtmeister Müller läuft nachts durch die...
Wie viel Frauen braucht man, um eine Glühbirne auszuwechseln?
Zwei. Eine, die wie ein aufgeschrecktes Huhn herumrennt und um Hilfe schreit und die andere, die zuerst mit dem Elekt weiter...
25.05.2013, 14:48 Uhr
Wachtmeister Müller läuft nachts durch die...
Was braucht man unbedingt, nachdem man eine Jungfrau anständig durchgevögelt hat?
Ein neues Bettlaken.
weiter...
24.05.2013, 22:12 Uhr
Die Nagelfabrik Maier hat sich auf Werbung...
Was macht Jesus im Nagelstudio?
a) Er nagelt Holzkreuze an die Wand?
b) Er verwandelt Wasser in Nagellack?
c) Er nagelt die Besitzerin?
oder
d) Er lässt sich die Nägel feilen. weiter...
24.05.2013, 21:59 Uhr
Die Nagelfabrik Maier hat sich auf Werbung...
Jesus war der erste Punker. Er hatte in jeder Hand und in den Füßen einen Riesennagel. weiter...
22.05.2013, 16:06 Uhr
Es war einmal eine Frau, die war so häßlich,...
-Bringst du mir Kaugummi mit?
-Klar, liegt ja auf dem Weg.
-Arschloch, ich will frische!" weiter...
22.05.2013, 16:05 Uhr
Es war einmal eine Frau, die war so häßlich,...
-Entschuldigen Sie, haben Sie einen Vollbart.
-Nein, bei meiner Geburt wurde der Rahmen gleich mit heraus gerissen. weiter...
21.05.2013, 09:26 Uhr
Im Zoo ist der letzte Gorilla gestorben....
-Sag mal Boateng, was hat du denn heute für super Gorillaslippers an? Scharf!
-Du blödes Arschlock, habe bloss meine Adidas und die Socken ausgezogen. weiter...
21.05.2013, 09:25 Uhr
Im Zoo ist der letzte Gorilla gestorben....
-Tragisch. Die Kängurudame im Hamburger Zoo verlor zwei Wochen nach der Geburt ihr Baby.
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-Hatte wohl ein Loch im Beutel. weiter...
21.05.2013, 09:24 Uhr
Im Zoo ist der letzte Gorilla gestorben....
Damals war der Frankfurter Kinderladen offenbar ein Streichelzoo.
Und heute haben die Grünen ein Pädophilieproblem. weiter...
20.05.2013, 09:00 Uhr
Vater: "Warum kommst du heute so spät aus...
Im alten Rom: Ich kam, sah und siegte.
Im neuen Puff: Ich kam, ging und vergaß die fette Schlampe. weiter...
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16.04.2026, 15:47 Uhr
Im Wartezimmer ein...
wing:
Tarzan hat beim Kampf gegen eine wilde Bestie einen Arm, ein Auge und seinen Pen...
16.04.2026, 15:46 Uhr
Dem schon etwas be...
wing:
Der alte Lord sitzt im Wohnzimmer seines Landhauses. Er ruft seinen Butler
-Jam...
16.04.2026, 15:46 Uhr
17% aller Autounfä...
wing:
Betrunken Flirten ist genauso wie hungrig Einkaufen gehen. Da kommt ...
... m...
16.04.2026, 15:45 Uhr
Warum nehmen Blond...
wing:
-Wie geht es Ihnen heute?, fragt der Psychiater den Patienten.
-Seit ich Ihre T...
16.04.2026, 15:45 Uhr
Oh, du mein Lichtb...
wing:
Gestern hat ich einen Traum meine Freundin hing am Baum; ...
... ich hat scho...