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06.12.2016, 07:39 Uhr
Das Geheimnis einer glücklichen Ehe in vier...
-Moslems lehnen die Evolution ab.
-Kein Wunder, die ist ja auch spurlos an denen vorbeigegangen. weiter...
04.12.2016, 10:07 Uhr
Ein Österreicher geht mit seiner Freundin...
Neulich in Wien:
-Warum hast du denn Sex- und Stöhngeräusche auf deim Handy aufgnommen?
-Dös hüift mir zur Sexstimulation.
-Wieso, ist die Fraa a bissl still?
-Oba naa, i obai weiter...
04.12.2016, 10:05 Uhr
Ein Österreicher geht mit seiner Freundin...
Warum drehen die Waldviertler das Radio immer voll auf?
Auf dem Regler steht volume. weiter...
04.12.2016, 09:21 Uhr
Warum nehmen Frauen immer ihre Handtasche...
-Ich bewundere Frauen und ihre Fähigkeit zum Multitasking.
-Das ist doch ein Märchen.
-Nein, das stimmt!
-Quatsch. Wären sie multitaskingfähig, könnten sie auch vögeln, wenn sie weiter...
04.12.2016, 09:19 Uhr
Warum nehmen Frauen immer ihre Handtasche...
Wie kocht man Toilettenpapier?
Erst wird es angebräunt und dann in die Schüssel geworfen. weiter...
03.12.2016, 15:47 Uhr
In der Warteschlange des Supermarktes steht...
-Darf ich nicht mal in deinem Ohr kommen?
-Nein, du weißt doch, davon werde ich stundenlang taub.
-Komisch, wenn ich in deinem Mund komme, wirst du ja auch nicht stundenlang stum weiter...
03.12.2016, 15:46 Uhr
"Die Freundin von Peter ist wie Zucker."
"So...
-Wenn Du schön lieb bist, kauft Dir Mami ein paar Süßigkeiten, sagte der junge Mutter zu ihrem Kleinen, als ein Herr an ihr vorüber ging.
-Ich wünschte, ich wäre Ihr Sohn, meine d weiter...
02.12.2016, 19:42 Uhr
"Stell dir vor, da habe ich doch einen Brief...
Ohne E sähe Europa ganz schön alt aus. weiter...
02.12.2016, 19:42 Uhr
"Stell dir vor, da habe ich doch einen Brief...
Was ist für einen Jugendlichen schlimmer als eine Freundin ohne Titten?
Titten und gar keine Freundin zu haben. weiter...
02.12.2016, 19:39 Uhr
Kommt ein Priester in den Himmel. Am ersten...
-Hm, der Wein ist nicht besonders gut, zu wenig Körper, kaum Aroma, stumpf, leicht metallisch und eher halbtrocken. Hätten Sie nicht einen Burgunder?
-Das ist das Blut Christi, Si weiter...
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