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30.11.2015, 08:13 Uhr
Ein Mann kommt an einem Brunnen in Irland...
Lugh und Paddy sitzen am Waldrand und jagen Glattfußhühner. Plötzlich kommt ein Hängegleiter mit einem Schwarzen über die Bäume geflogen. Die beiden eröffnen sofort das Feuer auf d weiter...
30.11.2015, 08:11 Uhr
Ein Mann kommt an einem Brunnen in Irland...
Nach vielen Jahren Forschung an der Dubliner Universität haben irische Wissenschaftler endlich den Grund für das Ende der Saurier gefunden: Sie starben alle. weiter...
28.11.2015, 14:54 Uhr
Der Mathelehrer sagt: "Die Klasse ist so...
Der erste Sex, den siamesische Zwillinge haben, ist mit hoher Wahrscheinlichkeit ein flotter Dreier. weiter...
28.11.2015, 14:53 Uhr
Der Mathelehrer sagt: "Die Klasse ist so...
-Wie findest du die Vorlesung zur Wahrscheinlichkeitsrechnung?
-Ein bisschen wie Miniröcke.
-Hä?
-Man bekommt zwar eine Idee, aber das Wesentliche kommt letztlich doch nicht zum weiter...
27.11.2015, 08:01 Uhr
Sitzt eine Kuh im Kino. Kommt ein Pferd rein...
Hufiert eine Kuh unhandlich mit einem iPhone vor dem Brandenburger Tor. Kommt ein Spatz angeflogen, setzt sich aufs Horn und fragt:
-Was hampelst du denn hier so rum?
-Ach nix, m weiter...
27.11.2015, 07:58 Uhr
Sitzt eine Kuh im Kino. Kommt ein Pferd rein...
-Paul Schockemöhle hat aus Totilas endlich alles rausgeholt.
- 50 kg Salami? weiter...
26.11.2015, 07:44 Uhr
Der junge Akademiker hat seinen ersten Arbeitstag...
-Sag mal, seid ihr in eurer Familie alle irgendwie behindert?
-Fast, mein großer Bruder ist ein Vollmongo, meine Schwester ist eine Epileptikerin, nur unser Kleinster hat es schon weiter...
26.11.2015, 07:42 Uhr
Der junge Akademiker hat seinen ersten Arbeitstag...
-Bis zum Jahr 2100 wird die zivilisierte Welt alle Religionen überkommen haben und sich den wahren Problemen widmen, referierte der Professor im Seminar.
-Aber Herr Professor, der weiter...
24.11.2015, 08:27 Uhr
Wie die Fifa mitteilte, wurden alle Schiedsrichter...
Was ist die Steigerung von Gangsta? Gangsta, Mafia, Fifa. weiter...
24.11.2015, 08:26 Uhr
Wie die Fifa mitteilte, wurden alle Schiedsrichter...
Warum hatte Sepp Blatter so lange gebraucht, um die Torkamera und Torlinientechnik zu akzeptieren?
Weil seine Frau ihn 30 Jahre fragte, ob er nun drin war oder nicht. weiter...
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