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27.04.2025, 09:42 Uhr
Beim Zahnarzt: "Tja, guter Mann. Ihre Zähne...
Nach einem fantastischen 69er mit seiner Partnerin fiel Kevin ein, dass er gleich einen Zahnarzttermin hatte. Er hatte Schiss, dass der Zahnarzt den Geruch der Muschi in seinem Ate weiter...
27.04.2025, 09:40 Uhr
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Casanova...
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Caesar und Casanova?
Caesar sagte:
-Ich kam, sah und siegte.
Casanova sagte:
-Ich sah, siegte und kam. weiter...
27.04.2025, 09:39 Uhr
"Was macht Inge eigentlich?"
"Sie ist Chefköchin."...
Beim Psychologen.
-Ich hasse mein früheres Ich wirklich sehr.
-Warum denn?
-Gerüchten zufolge hat er meine Frau gevögelt. weiter...
27.04.2025, 09:39 Uhr
Jochen beim Fallschirmspringen. Als sich...
Jochen sitzt bibbernd an der Tür der Transall. Der Ausbilder fragt:
-Vor was hast du Schiss?
-Wenn sich der Fallschirm nicht öffnet, werde ich immer schneller und ich werde sterb weiter...
27.04.2025, 09:38 Uhr
Ein Skelett kommt zum Zahnarzt. Der schüttelt...
Ein Skelett läuft die Straße entlang. Es sieht einen Leichenwagen hebt den Arm und schreit:
-TAXI, TAXI! weiter...
21.04.2025, 14:50 Uhr
Kommt ein Mann zum Zahnarzt, sagt der Arzt:...
-Schatz, du solltest mal wieder die Küche putzen.
-Ja, aber warum?
-In der gebauchten Zahnseide erwürgen sich schon die Kakerlaken. weiter...
21.04.2025, 14:49 Uhr
Ein Gebrauchtwagen soll 1079 Euro kosten....
Eine Frau kam in ein Porsche Zentrum, um ein Auto zu kaufen.
-Ich brauche ein neues Auto.
-Natürlich! In welche Richtung soll’s denn gehen?
-Am liebsten ein schnelles Cabrio.
- weiter...
21.04.2025, 14:48 Uhr
Warum nimmt der Ostfriese abends immer ein...
Warum gibt es in Ostfriesland so viele Straßen mit ...
...Serpentinen? Damit die Besoffenen nachts nicht vom Weg abkommen.
weiter...
21.04.2025, 14:48 Uhr
In Österreich stürzte ein Helikopter auf...
Ein Österreicher, ein Amerikaner und ein Deutscher gehen Fallschirmspringen.
Der Österreicher springt als Erster, der Amerikaner wartet zehn Sekunden und springt dann einen Moment weiter...
21.04.2025, 14:45 Uhr
Warum sind Manta-Fahrer seit August 1990...
Was ist das Beste an einen Mini? ...
... Es wird stets angenommen, dass eine Frau drinsitzt.
weiter...
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13.01.2026, 18:04 Uhr
800 000 Unternehme...
wing:
Nach harten Verhandlungen einigten sich die Unternehmensleitu ng und die Gewerks...
13.01.2026, 18:04 Uhr
Was sagt der A-Kla...
wing:
Was sagt der spanische Polizist bei der Verkehrskontrolle? ...
... Hasta la W...
13.01.2026, 18:03 Uhr
Wohin gehen die Be...
wing:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Polen? ...
...Der B...
13.01.2026, 18:03 Uhr
Was ist eine A-Kla...
wing:
Was nützen 220 PS im Auto, ...
... wenn im Hirn die Kupplung schleift!...
13.01.2026, 18:03 Uhr
Lungere mit einem ...
wing:
Bei der Fahrzeugkontrolle:
-Oh, zwei Kasten Bier im Auto, heute schon was getr...