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2 - wing 06.03.2024, 09:59 Uhr

Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass sie Blutgruppe Ragù alla Bolognese hat.
1 - Alina 24.02.2013, 10:28 Uhr

I love battle vesres!!For all you chicks out there, I am reading a book over again that has been instrumental in my life. It is called Warrior Chicks by Holly Wagner.Here is my mutterable for the day from there.If you Faint in the Day of Adversity, Your Strength is Small Proverbs 24:10 So if we let our emotions rule us, if we do not rise in the dark times, then our life will be defined by the falling. I would rather my life be defined by the getting up. It is our obligation, as daughters of the King , to rise in the midst of trials and not let them destroy us Here is another from apostle James:Consider it a sheer gift, friends, when tests and challenges come at you from all sides. You know that under pressure , your faith-life is forced into the open and shows it's true colors. So don't try to get out of anything prematurely. Let it do it's work so you become mature and well-devloped, not deficient in any way.Not really feel good vesres, but rich to me.