Lieblingswitze von Timo

Lieblingswitze als E-Book zum Ausdrucken oder unterwegs Lesen für E-Book-Reader bzw. für iPod touch, iPhone, iPad:
Formate: PDF EPubEPub (iPhone etc.)
Um E-Books auf dem iPhone zu lesen, muß vorher eine entsprechende App wie z.B. Stanza installiert sein.

[Länder & Nationen - DDR]

In der Eisenwarenhandlung. "Haben Sie Zangen?" ...

... - "Nein." - "Haben Sie Nägel?" - "Nein." - "Haben Sie wenigstens einen Hammer?" - "Nein." - "Was haben Sie denn?" - "Durchgehend geöffnet." - "Wieso haben Sie durchgehend geöffnet, wenn Sie nichts haben?" - "Weil wir auch keine Schlösser haben."

Bewerten Sie diesen Witz:

931 Stimmen: o

[Sonstige - Witzige Texte]

George W. Bush: "Condi! Nice to see you. ...

... What's happening?"

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

Bush: "Great. Lay it on me."

Rice: "Hu is the new leader of China."

Bush: "That's what I want to know."

Rice: "That's what I'm telling you."

Bush: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Rice: "Yes."

Bush: "I mean the fellow's name."

Rice: "Hu."

Bush: "The guy in China."

Rice: "Hu."

Bush: "The new leader of China."

Rice: "Hu."

Bush: "The Chinaman!"

Rice: "Hu is leading China."

Bush: "Now whaddya asking me for?"

Rice: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

Bush: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Rice: "That's the mans name."

Bush: "That's who's name?"

Rice: "Yes."

Bush: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Rice: "Yes, sir."

Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Rice: "That's correct."

Bush: "Then who is in China?"

Rice: "Yes, sir."

Bush: "Yassir is in China?"

Rice: "No, sir."

Bush: "Then who is?"

Rice: "Yes, sir."

Bush: "Yassir?"

Rice: "No, sir."

Bush: "Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Rice: "Kofi?"

Bush: "No, thanks."

Rice: "You want Kofi?"

Bush: "No."

Rice: "You don't want Kofi."

Bush: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Rice: "Yes, sir."

Bush: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Rice: "Kofi?"

Bush: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Rice: "And call who?"

Bush: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Rice: "Hu is the guy in China."

Bush: "Will you stay out of China?"

Rice: "Yes, sir."

Bush: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Rice: "Kofi."

Bush: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Rice (picks up the phone): "Rice, here."

Bush: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you send Chinese food in the Middle East?"

Bewerten Sie diesen Witz:

432 Stimmen: +

Zuletzt gesucht

Buchtipps

Englisch lernen mit Witzen.
Angelika Feilhauer
Englisch lernen mit Witzen.
EUR 4,95
X-tra starke Kinderwitze.
Nikolaus Lenz
X-tra starke Kinderwitze.
EUR 5,95
"In Mathe war ich immer schlec
Albrecht Beutelspacher
"In Mathe war ich immer schlecht...". Be
EUR 14,00