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Weihnachten - A little Weihnachtsgedicht ...
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When the snow falls wunderbar,
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit!
Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging off the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And it sings the family
Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"
And the jeder in the house
Is packing the Geschenke aus.
Mama finds unter the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV,
All around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü, tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!",
Christmas now is in the A....
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Some come here to sit and think, some come ...
... here to shit and stink, but I come here to scratch my balls and read the filth on toilet walls.
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Some came here to shit and stink, some came ...
... here to sit and think. I came here to count my balls and read the writing on the walls.
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Am 31.12.2011, 15:09 Uhr schrieb wing:
Ein Jäger und seine junge Frau sind auf der...
Poem beyond Zickezacke/Hühnerkacke Some are here to sit and think, Some are here to shit and stink, I am here to scratch my balls, and read the writing on the walls.... [weiter] -
Am 22.11.2011, 12:40 Uhr schrieb wing:
Die Schulklasse soll nach Anhören einiger...
You call them balls, I call them hairy Chicken McNuggets.... [weiter] -
Am 23.03.2011, 15:02 Uhr schrieb Kino:
Vater und Sohn Kannibale gehen auf die Jagd....
Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a gas station in Cork on his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Cork manner unaware as to who the golf pro is. "Top of the marnin to ya". Tiger Woods bends down to pick up th... [weiter] -
Am 12.01.2011, 08:12 Uhr schrieb das irritiert mich gar nicht:
Ein Wiener und ein Burgenländer gehen campen,...
"I sometimes think the stars are balls of gas burning millions of miles away!" - "Pumba, with you everything is gas."... [weiter] -
Am 19.05.2009, 12:31 Uhr schrieb Kino:
Willst du Schmetterlinge im Bauch? Dann...
When the staff goes out together after work, they talk about football or basketball. When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball. Top management discusses golf. Conclusion: The higher up you are in management... [weiter]
