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The new leader of China

George Bush: "Condi! Nice to see you What's happening?"
Condoleezza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China"
Bush: "Great Lay it on me"
Rice: "Hu is the new leader of China"
Bush: "That's what I want to know"
Rice: "That's what I'm telling you"
Bush: "That's what I'm asking you Who is the new leader of China?"
Rice: "Yes"
Bush: "I mean the fellow's name"
Rice: "Hu"
Bush: "The guy in China"
Rice: "Hu"
Bush: "The new leader of China"
Rice: "Hu"
Bush: "The Chinaman!"
Rice: "Hu is leading China"
Bush: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Rice: "I'm telling you Hu is lea-ding China"
Bush: "Well, I'm asking you Who is leading China?"
Rice: "That's the man's name"
Bush: "That's who's name?"
Rice: "Yes"
Bush: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir"
Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East"
Rice: "That's correct"
Bush: "Then who is in China?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir"
Bush: "Yassir is in China?"
Rice: "No, Sir"
Bush: "Then who is?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir"
Bush: "Yassir?"
Rice: "No, Sir"
Bush: "Look, Condi I need to know the name of the new leader of China Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone"
Rice: "Kofi?"
Bush: "No, thanks"
Rice: "You want Kofi?"
Bush: "No"
Rice: "You don't want Kofi"
Bush: "No But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk And then get me the UN"
Rice: "Yes, Sir"
Bush: "Not Yassir! The guy at the UN"
Rice: "Kofi?"
Bush: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Rice: "And call who?"
Bush: "Who is the guy at the UN?"
Rice: "Hu is the guy in China"
Bush: "Will you stay out of China!"
Rice: "Yes, Sir"
Bush: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN"
Rice: "Kofi"
Bush: "All right! With cream and two sugars Now get on the phone"
Condi picks up the phone
Rice: "Rice, here"
Bush: "Rice? Good idea And a couple of egg rolls, too Maybe we should send some to the guy in China And the Middle East"

19.07.2006, 17:14 Uhr - Günther Melzer